I'm Just Wondering Why This Always Seems to Happen To Me

I'm gonna share a weebit of personal life here in the hopes that some (or one) of you might be able to give insight into a problem I've been having frequently.

After being married for ten years, it seems that one (me) forgets how hard dating is.

I've given it my fair share of tries and, truth be told, am in a relationship with a man that I'm happy with (and who is HOT by the way).

My problem is, I keep getting hit on by the wrong guys.

See, when I see a guy that I want to have hit on me, someone like this:

Yes, that is Robert as Edward Cullen and, yes, I am a....twenty something aged woman who loves Twilight and am proud to be on Team Edward and I do understand that no man out there exists that is even close to Edward but this is so that you understand my point.

Stick with me, mmmmkay?

Or even a guy like this one...

Yes, that's Johnny..sigh...

My point is, the guys I actually would love to have hit on me don't.

Instead, I get hit on repeatedly by these types:

While this isn't the actual man, I have been hit on by not one but two extremely hairy men (also in the rankings are one man with freakishly short arms, one who had a wig on, and one guy wearing this shirt..which he then used in his pick up line....
Insight?? Please???

The Rambling Must Go On!

Hi All!

I know I've been abscent from the blogging world for quite a while (my old blog was Rambling Thoughts of the Neverendingmind) and I loved that little spot in my life like I had given birth to it. Well, ok..., maybe not that much but I loved it. I met a lot of other bloggers whom I came to consider my friends (hi Bee, Brian, Dan, Jean Knee, Skye, and everyone else!!!). I have missed you all.

I've gone through a lot of changes in the last year of my life, some changes you all watched unfold on my blog posts, and I decided that I needed to take a break from the blogosphere for a while. But lately, I've realized that I miss it. I miss rambling mindless throughts and then reading and commenting back in my comment section. I've missed reading other blogs and leaving extremeley sarcastic comments for the authors.

So, I've decided to come back to bloggyland.

The only thing is that coming back to Neverendingmind and trying to pick up where I left off just didn't feel right. Reading back over the posts that I had written over the four years there felt like reading posts from a different life. It didn't feel like my blog anymore.

So, {drum roll please!} I've started a new blog! (That would be this blog for those of you a weebit slower than your average bear).

I would like to formally welcome all of you to Tracys Ramblings, a completely fresh, rejuvinated, uninhibited place for you to come and visit, hopefully stay a while, and soak in the sarcasm and abuse that only I can deliver!