After being married for ten years, it seems that one (me) forgets how hard dating is.
I've given it my fair share of tries and, truth be told, am in a relationship with a man that I'm happy with (and who is HOT by the way).
My problem is, I keep getting hit on by the wrong guys.
See, when I see a guy that I want to have hit on me, someone like this:
Yes, that is Robert as Edward Cullen and, yes, I am a....twenty something aged woman who loves Twilight and am proud to be on Team Edward and I do understand that no man out there exists that is even close to Edward but this is so that you understand my point.Stick with me, mmmmkay?
Or even a guy like this one...
Yes, that's Johnny..sigh...My point is, the guys I actually would love to have hit on me don't.
Instead, I get hit on repeatedly by these types:
While this isn't the actual man, I have been hit on by not one but two extremely hairy men (also in the rankings are one man with freakishly short arms, one who had a wig on, and one guy wearing this shirt..which he then used in his pick up line....
Insight?? Please???
8 comments:
Tracy!!!! :)
Wear a shirt that says: "Ugly men need not hit on me" also, use ugly men repellent.
**I don't know what I'm talking about.**
Well, my friend, how about you move to the big city? Our men here pride themselves on their grooming habits. In other words where are you hanging out? Riding lawn mower races? Not that there's anything wrong with that! ;op
Holy moly SHG just swooped in!
Perhaps you're just not getting drunk enough when you go out?
even if they start out like the
pictures on top they end up like the bottom guy so why not just save yourself the disappointment and take the hairy one?
Holy CoW! I nearly peed my pants when I realized that you were blogging again. Thank You! Who needs one of those high maintenance dudes anyway?
Tracy! Do you remember me?! Blogger wont left me email you directly! Please email me your LLT! serendipity mine@gmail.com!
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