After being married for ten years, it seems that one (me) forgets how hard dating is.
I've given it my fair share of tries and, truth be told, am in a relationship with a man that I'm happy with (and who is HOT by the way).
My problem is, I keep getting hit on by the wrong guys.
See, when I see a guy that I want to have hit on me, someone like this:
Yes, that is Robert as Edward Cullen and, yes, I am a....twenty something aged woman who loves Twilight and am proud to be on Team Edward and I do understand that no man out there exists that is even close to Edward but this is so that you understand my point.
Stick with me, mmmmkay?
Or even a guy like this one...Yes, that's Johnny..sigh...
My point is, the guys I actually would love to have hit on me don't.
Instead, I get hit on repeatedly by these types:
While this isn't the actual man, I have been hit on by not one but two extremely hairy men (also in the rankings are one man with freakishly short arms, one who had a wig on, and one guy wearing this shirt..which he then used in his pick up line....